The Stick

"This is the best stick ever!"
"Hurry before Fluffy sees!"
"Fluffy is a cat and cats don't play with sticks."
"Sshhh, fluffy doesn't know that."
"Know what?"
"That she's a cat."

"Throw it far."
"But you didn't stretch out yet!"
"Just do it! I got this!"

"Awwww, yep, I think I pulled a belly button muscle."
"This is probably a bad time to tell you that..."
"Ssshhh, just keep rubbing."