Tuesday, March 13, 2018

Monday, June 5, 2017

Victory

When the grass

Won out over man

It grew taller and taller

Each and every strand


And the man

He did retreat

Under a tree

Enjoying his defeat


Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Surgery

Shhhh
I'm performing surgery
Close your mouth, close your eyes
He has a ticking part
That may pop out
And cause someone surprise

Don't worry
There won't be much blood
It will be quick, he'll never know
That his ticking part
His missing part
Is something that has to go


Sunday, May 7, 2017

Greetings

"I don't want to go
But if I don't
I'd miss out
On your wagging tail,
Wiggling body,
Goofy smiled,
Greetings."

Thought the dog about his human


Sunday, April 30, 2017

Fluff

"What is this?"
"Well, the new puppy has itchy teeth and he used them on the stuffed fox."
"Are we stuffed with the same material?"
"Well, yes, you are."
"What are you stuffed with?"
"Things that aren't as pretty."
"I am sorry. Maybe that is why humans get so weighted down. You really should be stuffed with clouds like us. It really is quite lifting."
"I know."