Alright Edgar, it is my job to hide the eggs at grandma's house. No, the Easter bunny doesn't come to grandma's because her neighborhood is full of old people who lose the remote to the TV on a daily bases so how would they be able to find eggs? Anyway, I am going to start with you first.
First we have to find a place where you can blend in with all of her decorations...so see the eggs, do what they do. No Edgar, keep your legs together, it's like your signaling an airplane to land on a landing strip.
Let's try hiding behind grandma's pillow. It's nice and dark down here. No one will find you. You're afraid of the dark? Edgar, you live in the dark. OK OK, stop crying, we will try something else.
This is it. Act natural. Hmmm, you are right, no one will believe that this little chicken would lay an egg the size of you.
Well, this is my last idea. Pretend to be an Easter toy. Look straight ahead with a blank stare and an approachable grin. Ugh, I forgot your face is hidden. Well then, just sit still. I guess I will be the distractor. Hopefully you hatch by next Easter and this hide-n-seek game will be a heck of a lot easier.
Lovely decorations.
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