Saving One

"It was really nice of you to invite Charcoal to live with us, but where is he going to sleep?

"With you in your bed."

"Umm, OK. I don't want to be rude or anything, but is that smell of his going to go away?"

"Phillip, shhhh he may hear you."

"His left ear is burnt off...I am assuming he can't."

"That's right.....well, probably not. Just make him sleep on your right side...your right nostril doesn't work anyway."

"Duh Marble, but I can still smell!"

"And he can still hear you."

"Oh, sorry Charcoal."

"Z-alright!"