Kick the can!

"Hiiyaa!"

"Marble, are you sure your grandpa did this...wait, who is that? Why, oh my, his guts are coming out! Why is there a teddy bear body in the trash?"

"He is just an old toy, one I had long before you. I tried to make him real by putting a chicken heart inside of him. It didn't really work out. About one week went by and a lot of flies appeared in my room and he started smelling like grandpa's shoes."

"Is this what will happen to me if I start smelling bad?"

"No, plus I used a turkey heart for you...muahahaha!"

"That is not funny!"