A picture for Santa

Fan: What do you mean you ate the "berry red" crayon?

Stan (the bear): Well you were at school and I was hungry. What was I suppose to do? It sounded good.

Fan: How did it taste?

Stan (the bear):Well at first I thought it was going down well until I attempted to swallow a piece of wrapper. It got caught in my throat.

Fan: You could have chocked to death!

Stan (the bear): It's ok. I chased it down with "pink lemonade". So you are down two crayons now.

Fan: ugh.....