Christmas Tree part 1

Phillip: In his best teddy bear whisper voice, "MARBLE! WAKE UP! HURRY! THERE IS A BEARY BEARY BIG EMERGENCY.

Marble: Knowing that Phillip over exaggerates everything except what is really an emergency, "Yes Phillip. I am awake. What is the emergency?

Phillip: Eheheheheh, Hummmph. The hat! Does it not remind you of someone very important?

Marble: Grandpa Bob wore one once for a week after drinking some poorly refrigerated egg nog!

Phillip: Really Marble?

Marble: Ok, ok. Let me guess. You are donating your time to the Salvation Army?

Phillip: You are killing me Marble. Santa is going to be here in 25 days and he won't bring any presents unless we have a tree. We need a tree, NOW!

Marble: Oh yah....you are right. We had better hurry. I hope he brings me that new talking teddy bear that has some mean ninja skills, cooks his owner breakfast everyday and cleans her dirty socks all with a smile.

Phillip: What?

Marble: Kidding Phillip.

Phillip: Whew!

Marble: I want the one that doesn't talk!