Introductions!

This is Marble and

this is Phillip.

Victory

When the grass

Won out over man

It grew taller and taller

Each and every strand

And the man

He did retreat

Under a tree

Enjoying his defeat

Surgery

Shhhh

I'm performing surgery

Close your mouth, close your eyes

He has a ticking part

That may pop out

And cause someone surprise

Don't worry

There won't be much blood

It will be quick, he'll never know

That his ticking part

His missing part

Is something that has to go

Greetings

"I don't want to go

But if I don't

I'd miss out

On your wagging tail,

Wiggling body,

Goofy smiled,

Greetings."

Thought the dog about his human

When your puppy finally falls asleep and you get a 5 minute break from being gnawed on.

Fluff

"What is this?"
"Well, the new puppy has itchy teeth and he used them on the stuffed fox."
"Are we stuffed with the same material?"
"Well, yes, you are."
"What are you stuffed with?"
"Things that aren't as pretty."
"I am sorry. Maybe that is why humans get so weighted down. You really should be stuffed with clouds like us. It really is quite lifting."
"I know."

That one friend that always has to splash.